So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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