just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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