Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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