how can u be prego again
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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