have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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