Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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