After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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