Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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