the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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