its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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