Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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