Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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