She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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