I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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