I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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