I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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