I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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