She is in my trunk
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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