There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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