I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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