Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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