New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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