You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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