turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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