I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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