Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I have feelings that need drinking.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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