apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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