this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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