Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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