Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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