So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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