I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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