So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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