it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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