i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Randomize
