who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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