We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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