this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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