Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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