"it" just moved
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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