16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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