i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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