Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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