Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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