i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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