yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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