Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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