I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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