Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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