i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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