The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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