I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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