i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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