But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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