dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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